Last night at an ice cream parlour for nubile teenagers...
Ice: "Hey! Where did my drink go? SAM!!!"
Sam: "Sorry"
Me: "I thought you were supposed to have half of MY drink!! I told you I can't finish mine!! If you wanted Coke Light you should have told me just now what!!!! Dingbat. Here finish mine..."
Sam: "Nope. Sorry. Can't do that. Unlike you I'm monogamous in nature."
Some very violent and very immature scenes follow...
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