There was a discussion about how (or if) our parents explained about the birds and the bees to us when we were younger and it ended something like this:
1: "... He acted all flushed and nervous and blurted everything out in thirty seconds. Then he mumbled that if I had any more questions I was to go and ask mum cos it's her turn."
2: "Gee, my parents never did any of that."
1: "Then how did you learn to be so 'knowledgeable' about sex?"
2: "I'm a 30-year virgin. Trust me, I know EVERYTHING there is to know about sex."
1: "....."
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