Wednesday, August 01, 2007

My Buds

Okay since I'm going to get all personal in this here site and post a lot of my inane yet superficially deep discussions with my close buds. It's good to improperly introduce them to everyone.

This is "ICE".

I've known him Secondary 1 so right now he's my longest lasting buddy. We're all a little camera shy so I'll just post his most recognizable feature. He auditioned for the part of "Bert" on Sesame Street in his early years but was edged out by someone else with a much more healthy yellow epidermis. He was also blamed for the "Bert is Evil" fiasco ten years back. Poor old Bert had to take the rap for many of ICE's transgressions. Nowadays he is a card-carrying and licensed drug-dealer on our shores. If you recognize his tuft of hair in public, casually divert your eyes and walk away calmly. He can smell fear from a distance of 5 feet.

If you're female and below the age 30, start running.

This is "SAM".

He is a paranoid, camera-shy fellow. By the time I manage to snap a shot off, he was prone on the floor of the Starbucks. That is his drink you see there. He is trained in the arts of helping people. Right now he is helping kids but he always has a listening ear for our problems. Unfortunately he also has an annoying habit of psychoanalyzing all our actions and attributing to us having perversely Freudian motives. He manages to remain unharmed by us because he unselfishly drives us around. Sometimes around the bend, heh-heh.

Those are my two closest buds for the moment because no one else seems to be willing to put up with my nonsense.

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