Anti-Social Freak in Training

I have not seen any of my old friends for the past few weeks so no update. Only meeting up with my over-achieving slacker buddies. This is very likely due to the fact that I am beginning my metamorphosis into an anti-social, grumpy lazy fat cat with loafer-like characteristics. I advise caution on approaching me. I might snap at you. Avoid if possible for I most likely would avoid you (in the interest of your safety of course). This is a phase. Probably just hormones or something. I think my next transformation after a being a bum is into a sloth on amphetamines. or something like that. I hope it passes. Please